Hello nyquilnetwork subscribers! I've missed you. Here's a special report just for you:
nyquil.org has suffered a tragic death at the hands Dreamhost support while triaging rampant cpu usage. Apparently, "we have now lifted CPU usage restrictions" is NOT the same thing as "see just how much CPU you can utilize." I had been trying some CRAZY crazy stuff, so I certainly should have expected this. Anyway, no word on when things'll be back up again, but I'm hoping it's soon. I've been having serious withdrawal pains.
Speaking of pains, I was rear-ended a few days ago while driving home from work. DO NOT WORRY, for my Rabbit pickup was not the vehicle which was damaged; much to my everlasting relief, my much more expensive easily-replaceable GTI was the vehicle suffering damage. PHEW.
I'm a bit sore in the neck and my back's a little messed up, but the latter is almost entirely explained by the FIVE FRICKIN' HOURS I spent in the most uncomfortable chairs in the world while at the urgent care clinic making sure my scrambled-brain wooziness was not a sign of a potentially-time-travel-incurring concussion. ("Oh, good morning sleepy-head! It's 2015. Matthew McConaughey is President, and the terrorists won. AND YOU MISSED IT.")
VICODIN IS NICE.
Oh, yeah... the best part? I may be required to spend some time in PHYSICAL THERAPY. Because it worked such wonders LAST TIME. I'm actually hoping that this neck trauma will miraculously cancel out all the previous neck trauma I've incurred over the years, leaving me pain-free with a new sunnier disposition on life. See? I think it's working already!
No, wait... It's THE VICODIN
(PS. Even though nyquil.org doesn't currently exist, JER@nyquil.org, does. Mail comes RIGHT to me if you wish to send it.)
